Hi Nemo,
Thank you for taking the effort to write a useful and detailed description of what appears to be an acute problem with the
haskell.org infrastructure.
I feel your frustration. Expectations of Haskell can be very high. But the reality is that with the resources given to it, I'm amazed every day that this ship -- being built as it sails where none has sailed before -- even moves at all.
If you look at reddit haskell you'll find a history of recent
haskell.org brownouts. If you kindly repost there, you'll elevate notice and help expedite resolution.