Looks like the crash is due to ASLR (Address Space Layout Randomization). You need to disable it for it to work. You can disable ASLR very easily - check out http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1455904/how-to-disable-address-space-randomization-for-a-binary-on-linux for instance
Statifier worked for me once I disabled ASLR ...

On Sun, Jul 25, 2010 at 12:32 AM, Henning Thielemann <schlepptop@henning-thielemann.de> wrote:
C K Kashyap schrieb:
> Hi,
> At my work we ran into a situation where we started wishing there was a
> way to take a dynamically linked executable and create a statically
> linked bundle out of it. Little bit of googling got me to statifier -
> http://statifier.sourceforge.net/statifier/main.html.

I also tried to use statifier in order to run a Haskell program on a
remote machine that I compiled locally. I had also no success. :-(




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Regards,
Kashyap