Who cares? In practice, the programs break and I have to fix them. Most of the time, CPP is the lowest-friction solution -- if I rely on a -compat package, first I have to know it exists and that I should use it to fix my compile error, and then I've added an additional non-platform dependency that I'm going to have to go back and clean up in 18 months. Usually, to be honest, actually the procedure is that the new RC comes out and I get github pull requests from hvr@ :-) :-)

In response to the other person who asked "why do you want to support so many GHC versions anyways?" --- because I don't hate my users, and don't want to force them to run on the upgrade treadmill if they don't have to? Our policy is to support the last 4 major GHC versions (or 2 years, whichever is shorter). And if we support a version of GHC, I want our libraries to compile on it without warnings, I don't think that should mystify anyone.
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