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Does anybody know any way at all that I can de-program my mind to go back to working with OO, specifically PHP, ever again? I've seen the Haskell light and it is good and pure and PHP is brown, dirty and slimy. Please boss, don't make me code more communications protocols in PHP, please. Please help.

On 25 July 2011 13:13, Sean Charles
I've seen the Haskell light and it is good and pure and PHP is brown, dirty and slimy. Please boss, don't make me code more communications protocols in PHP, please.
The first step is accepting that you have an addiction (to Haskell).
You're making excellent progress.
On 25 July 2011 13:13, Sean Charles
Does anybody know any way at all that I can de-program my mind to go back to working with OO, specifically PHP, ever again?
Consider it an exercise in cognitive dissonance.

The first step is accepting that you have an addiction (to Haskell).
You're making excellent progress. Thanks. I am trying to draft a 12-step program to get me back down. Hi, my name is <your-name> and I am an Haskel-holic. It's been <time-period-here> since my last functional programming session...
On 25 July 2011 13:13, Sean Charles
wrote: Does anybody know any way at all that I can de-program my mind to go back to working with OO, specifically PHP, ever again? Consider it an exercise in cognitive dissonance. That's a fascinating subject and particularly relevant: I am 're-writing' some code at the moment to 'comply' (you have ten seconds to put down your weapon) with local coding standards regarding variable naming for PHP code and hating every second of it. I mean, what's point of that for PHP (no language war intended). I am trying to introduce Erlang here, gently!
Have a good day everybody. :) Sean PS: Don't press the red button.

The issue is, I should think, not the necessity of using OO-style, but the
necessity of using PHP to do it.
On Mon, Jul 25, 2011 at 7:56 AM, Sean Charles
The first step is accepting that you have an addiction (to Haskell).
You're making excellent progress.
Thanks. I am trying to draft a 12-step program to get me back down. Hi, my name is <your-name> and I am an Haskel-holic. It's been <time-period-here> since my last functional programming session...
On 25 July 2011 13:13, Sean Charles
wrote: Does anybody know any way at all that I can de-program my mind to go back to working with OO, specifically PHP, ever again?
Consider it an exercise in cognitive dissonance.
That's a fascinating subject and particularly relevant: I am 're-writing' some code at the moment to 'comply' (you have ten seconds to put down your weapon) with local coding standards regarding variable naming for PHP code and hating every second of it. I mean, what's point of that for PHP (no language war intended). I am trying to introduce Erlang here, gently!
Have a good day everybody. :) Sean
PS: Don't press the red button.
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On 25/07/11 13:28, Joseph Fredette wrote: The issue is, I should think, not the necessity of using OO-style, but the necessity of using PHP to do it. O.O. => openly obfuscated
On Mon, Jul 25, 2011 at 7:56 AM, Sean Charles
mailto:sean@objitsu.com> wrote: The first step is accepting that you have an addiction (to Haskell).
You're making excellent progress.
Thanks. I am trying to draft a 12-step program to get me back down. Hi, my name is <your-name> and I am an Haskel-holic. It's been <time-period-here> since my last functional programming session...
On 25 July 2011 13:13, Sean Charles
mailto:sean@objitsu.com> wrote: Does anybody know any way at all that I can de-program my mind to go back to working with OO, specifically PHP, ever again?
Consider it an exercise in cognitive dissonance.
That's a fascinating subject and particularly relevant: I am 're-writing' some code at the moment to 'comply' (you have ten seconds to put down your weapon) with local coding standards regarding variable naming for PHP code and hating every second of it. I mean, what's point of that for PHP (no language war intended). I am trying to introduce Erlang here, gently!
Have a good day everybody. :) Sean
PS: Don't press the red button.
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