October 2003 - FFI - Haskell.org

Earnest Appeal
by Loi C. Estrada 05 Oct '03

05 Oct '03

Dear Friend, My name is LOI C.ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located in the South East Asia. My husband was recently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate. My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence. The present government is forcing my husband out of Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporter. During my husband's regime as president of Philippine, I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now. Before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned the sum of $38,000,000 million USD (Thirty Eight million United states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money with a Finance firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I am contacting you because I want you to represent me as the beneficiary at the finance firm and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment my share in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for your assistance, When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the Finanace company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my lines are right now connected to the Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please also send me your telephone and fax number. I will ask my son to contact you to give you more details on the transaction and speedy the completion as soon as I received a positive response from you. Thank you and God bless you and family. Mrs. Loi C. Estrada alternate email address: lcaestrada(a)hknetmail.com

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Frederick Doze
by Frederick Doze 04 Oct '03

04 Oct '03

No 13 VS2 Cethswayo Estate Generation. -------------------------------------------------------- (RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 126,000.000.00 USD} {ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS) We want to transfer to overseas (126,000.000.00 USD)One hundred and Twenty six million United States Dollars) from a Bank in Africa, I want to ask you to quietly provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future I am Mr.Frederick Doze, the Auditor General of a bank in Africa, during the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. the owner of this account is Mr. Phillip Morris, a foreigner, and a sailor, and he died, since 1993. and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Phillip Morris until his death was the manager Morris Coy.(pty). SA. We will start the first transfer with Twenty six million [26,000.000] upon successful transaction without any disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining rest amount to your account, The amount involved is (USD 126M) One hundred and Twenty Six million United States Dollars, only I want to first transfer $26,000.000 [Twenty Six million United States Dollar from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest, but I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, without valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in us dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr. Phillip Morris is a foreigner too, [and the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c]. However, we will sign a binding agreement, to bind us together I got your contact address from the Girl who operates computer, I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit. I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to any account of your choice where the fund will be safe. Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that you will never, never let me down. With my influence and the position of the bank official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing. The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account. I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act and receive this fund in your account. I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address: Sincerely, Mr Frederick Doze.

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180 Contextual Advertising
by autumnb＠180Solutions.com 04 Oct '03

04 Oct '03

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URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
by kundient＠hotmail.com 03 Oct '03

03 Oct '03

The Senate Committee on Contract Award of The Federal Republic of Gabon. Queens Avenue, libreville Email: alexkundient(a)yahoo.com Urgent And Confidential Dear Sir, I am Alex Kundient the Chairman of Senate Committee on Contract section.Your esteemed Address was reliably introduced to me at the Gabonese Chamber of Commerce and Industry in my country in search of a reliable individual company who can handle a strictly confidential transaction which involves the transfer of a reasonable sum of money to a foreign account,and this money amounts to a total of U.S dollar 20 million,twenty million United States Dollars only.These amount of money was already extracted from two(2) various contracts awarded by these committees to two foreign firms for the installation and repair of Libreville & Portfranco refinery respectively.And the firms have since completed their works in the two refineries in the last regime. And their original contract sum have since been paid to them.This US 20,000,000 as a result of OVER INVOICING master minder. This money is now lying in Suspense at the Central bank of Gabon(GBN),waiting claim by a foreign partner which status we now want you to assume. Now is the Optimum period to transact it out. This transaction following the presidential directives to all corporations to pay off all foreign DEBTS.I therefore seek for your assistance to remit this money into your personal or Company accounts. In my last meeting with with other officers involved, it was unanimously agreed that you are in title of 19% of the total sum while 77% of the total will be for me and my colleague, while 4% will be set aside for any Local or International expenses.I assure you that the transaction is 100% risk free as we have concluded every arrangement to protect the interest of everyone involved. All modalities for the successful transfer of this fund have been worked out with the Federal Ministry of finance and the Central bank of Gabon to facilitate the remittanceof this money to your designated account. However,I know that you will be honest enough and will not raise any misgiuding attitude in any aspect of the transaction, very confidential so as not to tarnish the confidence reposed on these officers by the nation financial house and assurance that our money will be given to us if this money enters your account. If this business proposal interest you kindly send a letter of willingness through the above mail address for the immediate commencement of the remittance and to enable me send you further information on the transaction. Please treat this information as confidential. I await for your urgent response. Thank you and God bless. Best regards, Alex Kundient.

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GOODDAY
by MR.S.AKINTEMI 03 Oct '03

03 Oct '03

Goodday, I am Mr. SEGUN AKINTEMI, Assistant General Manager (Information Technology & Operations) of PRUDENT BANK NIGERIA LIMITED. On Monday, February 3, 2003, a bomb blast explosion took place on the Lagos Island, right inside My bank; So far a total lost of about 35 million us dollars has been recorded, this includes both cash and property of the bank. Please View the Link below: http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/02/03/lagos.explosion/index.html However as the Assistant General Manager (Information Technology & Operations) ,I discovered that Most of our Data on accounts has been lost as well, as there has not been any back up or network trace even from the HEADQUARTERS;therefore all losses would be artributed to the Explosion. The lagos State Government has taken charges to pay for all losses. I found out i still have Data's of foreign Customers who are Contractors in Nigeria and who own accounts with the Branch, Particularly that of an oil contractor Mr Barry Kelly who was reported Dead in a motor accident on the 15 of september 2002, who's contract payments has been Made and would be tranfered to his foreign accounts from the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, upon our confirmation of his foreign designated account as well as a beneficiary to his funds and payments. Mr Barry Kelly, while our customer never left a trace of his next of kin, and His contract Payment which is about 10 million US dollars, would be made to no one as we( the bank) has none of his Data/next of kin's contact. my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the handsof some corrupt government officials, I KNOW YOU MIGHT HAVE RECEIVED DIFFERENT PROPOSALS OF SUCH ASSISTANCE BUT I HAVE ALL INFORMATIONS WITH WHICH YOU CAN MAKE VERIFICATIONS.BESIDES EVEN THOUGH THE INTERNET IS FLOODED WITH SCAM I STILL CANNOT AFFORD TO LOOSE THIS OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your bank account information which you know is suitable to accomodate this funds and your full names and address so that i can include it in the next of kin database. You shall be needing the services of a lawyer, the Lawyer will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of the Lawyer for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account as claims by the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA upon the submission of your information and your application as the next of kin to the Late Barry Barrington by the Lawyer; Afterwords, the funds would be tranfered for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Lawyer and my position as Assistant General Manager (Information Technology & Operations) guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately and give me a call on:(+234-802-303-2092) Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply. SEGUN AKINTEMI Assistant General Manager (Information Technology & Operations) http://www.prudentbank.net/team-mgt-profile.htm

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Pre-Call for Contributions -- HC&A Report (November 2003 edition)
by C.Reinke 02 Oct '03

02 Oct '03

[apologies for multiple copies - experience has shown that not all Haskellers can be reached via the main Haskell list anymore] An entry for your diaries (no other action required right now): ------------------------------Pre-Call-------------------------------- Your contributions to the November 2003 edition of the Haskell Communities & Activities Report will be invited soon. http://www.haskell.org/communities/ Submissions are welcome between 20th and 31st of October ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The real Call for Contributions will follow closer to the submission window, in about two weeks. This is just an early warning. You will need to plan about 15 minutes for composing your contribution, which would be a brief, ASCII-format, description of your Haskell activities (see earlier editions for plenty of examples). Cheers, Claus (current editor of HC&A Reports)

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ADV: Connect your business directly to the UK 01/10/03 6:56:25
by sales＠justtelcomms.com 01 Oct '03

01 Oct '03

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